Fuck, man. Thank god I just had an individual-sized tub of hummus and some carrots, because it’s going to be a long time before I feel comfortable eating food again, after getting the mental image of some girl slobbering cum off Hugh Hefner’s cock stuck in my head. Here, you want it, too? UGGHHHH. Holly there is Holly Madison, former (current? I don’t fucking know and or care) girlfriend of Hugh Hefner, who just published a memoir about her life after leaving the Playboy Mansion. She previously wrote another book about life in the Playboy Mansion, which many considered unflattering . In an interview with People to promote the new book, she had this to say.
“When I arrived [at the Mansion], I saw women tell lies about other women and get them kicked out. I got scared really fast,” she told the magazine. “They were always watching every move I made. There were sharks in the water.” She said that the culture “encouraged women who acted stupid” and put women “out to pasture” by the time they were 28.
These actions by Madison incensed former (current? I also don’t fucking know and or care) girlfriend of Hugh Hefner, Kendra Wilkinson, for reasons unbeknownst to you, me, or the Gods above, who, in their infinite omniscience, still have no fucking idea why this is a thing. But here you go anyway. Kay. Kay. No. Madison’s new book, The Vegas Diaries, is probably available to buy somewhere.