Everybody, I’m pleased to introduce you to the bodacious Cecibel Vogel. This incredible Instagram model goes by the name of The Real Miss Louboutin, so you know she’s definitely not the fake Miss Louboutin. Captivating Cecibel has more curves than a squiggly shit, and is sure to make you weak in the knees. I can see her drawers.
What shitty architect designed that room and didn’t provide enough space for a regular size door?
Are those BluBlockers ?
Is her toothbrush on the toilet? GROSS!!!
Just do it!
I think you’re out of TP.
Marble flooring tends to make a room colder than carpet.
You’re not ready.
I like Nirvana too! We already have so much in common!
What a view!
I’m going to guess that those glasses aren’t prescription since you still have a sticker on them.
I loathe that towel.
“Well, that is your name, isn’t it? Calvin Klein? It’s written all over your underwear.”
Holy deriere, Batman!
That is a super shirt for it to not to rip to shreds.
I should have gone to the gym today.