Yo. I’d Totally Hook Up With This Wax Sculpture Of Taylor Swift

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As I’ve gotten older and Taylor Swift has gotten more famous, I’ve slowly come to terms with the fact that I’ll never get to hook up with her. Frustrating, I know, but it’s time to face the facts. But what’s a Bro who really wants to hook up with Taylor Swift but most likely will never get to sleep with her to do. Well, I’ve found a solution. Flying to Germany and sticking my dick in this wax figurine of Swift. It’s at the Madame Tussuad’s Wax Museum in Berlin and after hours I’m gonna sneak in, scoop out the crotch, stick in a fleshlight and go to town! You saying you wouldn’t hit this? I’m not personally crazy about the outfit, but beggars can’t be choosers. WATCH NEXT: Taylor Swift Meets Look-Alike Fan

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Yo. I’d Totally Hook Up With This Wax Sculpture Of Taylor Swift

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Yo. I’d Totally Hook Up With This Wax Sculpture Of Taylor Swift