Welcome To Erotic Consumption Of Fruit Friday, Which Kicks Off With Lindsay Lohan Eating Watermelon In A Bikini

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Welcome To Erotic Consumption Of Fruit Friday, Which Kicks Off With Lindsay Lohan Eating Watermelon In A Bikini

You may not be familiar with this provincial holiday the BroBible team celebrates, but around here, Erotic Consumption of Fruit Fridays, also known as ECFF, is a huge deal. We don’t celebrate ECFF every Friday, but when it comes about, it’s a big reason to party down. Be it Nina Agdal licking a mango, Emily Ratajkowski slicing a tomato (there was a big debate about that one, because one, she technically wasn’t eating it and two, we aren’t sold on the entire tomatoes as fruits deal), or Sara Jean Underwood popping some orange slices, we all get jazzed when a hottie sensually eats some fruit on a Friday. Here is the latest addition to the collection. It’s Lindsay Lohan, eating some watermelon in a bikini.

Those are some stripper heels. But, apparently, LiLo has the hots for watermelon. From Wednesday:

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