We’re just little gossipy hens over here when it comes to who Cristiano Ronaldo is possibly rumored to be banging. Whether it’s a male Moroccan kickboxer or his agent’s hot 24-year-old daughter . Now there’s new scuttlebutt that the soccer star is playing footsy with a beautiful model. Magnificent model Melanie Martins is rumored to be dating the Real Madrid star. The Portuguese-French stunner was once a finalist in the Miss Universe competition. Besides being simply gorgeous, Melanie is also quite the traveler, and seems to have been to every paradise in the Caribbean. I should have gone to Trunk Bay in St. John with the mesmerizing Melanie Martins.
Check that, I should have gone to St. Lucia with the lovely Melanie.
CORRECTION: I should have gone to Valley’s Church Beach in Antigua with the delightful Miss Martins.
Changed my mind, I should have gone to Aruba with the dazzling model.
Hold up. Maybe, just maybe, I should have gone to the Bahamas with Melle Mel.
WE GET IT! You should have gone to breathtaking Magen’s Bay in St. Thomas with Melanie.
Definitely looks like there’s some room for me in that kayak.
It’s good to be a world-famous soccer star. Real good.