Well, here’s a new one for you. Cherelle Neille, a 26-year-old shop assistant and mother of one, says she can’t find love with a boyfriend because she’s “TOO good-looking.” Cherelle, from Manchester, England, says she’s pretty much given up on ever finding a boyfriend because, unlike us regular-looking peasants, her looks both intimidate men as well as make them see her as little more than arm candy. She tells The Daily Mail …
“I feel as though plain Janes have it easier because men will actually get to know their personality as their looks are merely average. Whereas, for me, it’s always the wrong attention, they never want to know me as a person.”
“Plain girls end up with the long lasting relationships and I’m the one kissing all the frogs.”
“I am sick of people assuming I am nasty when I am really a lovely person. My looks attract the wrong guys and it has been really hard, now I am completely over men.”
“They continually think just because I’m good looking, I am going to be rude or stuck up. They say to me ‘you think you are too good-looking don’t you?’ – which is ridiculous.”
“Whenever I am on a date, they only care about what I look like, they never even listen to what I am saying.”
“My last boyfriend just paraded me around to his friends and only cared about having his photo taken with me. No man I’ve met so far is ever actually interested in having a conversation with me.”
Damn. Poor girl.
But wait, it gets even worse. Turns out that being so attractive has also stopped her from having any female friends too!
“Girls are jealous too, I only really have one friend. There was this one time I was clubbing with my friend and when we were in the bathroom, loads of girls I didn’t know were complimenting me, my hair and my looks. Then suddenly my friend walked out and left the club, and she hasn’t talked to me since.”
“If I see a pretty girl I will definitely tell them every time what I love about them, it’s nice to be nice. I just don’t associate myself with many girls as friends anymore.”
I feel you, Cherelle, I feel you. I know my handsome good looks have cost me more than my fair share of girlfriends and male friends. Sucks to be so damn attractive.