And on the 8th day God created the perfect man, Arnester Schwarzellone. This isn’t even real, it’s a mashup of the two greatest actors of our generation. That said, I want this person to be real. I want to be able to vote for Arnester in the upcoming presidential election. Because who could possibly be a better man to lead the United States of American than Arnester Schwarzellone? In the headline when I said that this picture is murdering my brain I wasn’t lying, this is a complete mindfuck. Whoever threw this together has some SERIOUS photoshop skills, and I’d like to hire them to get my Bumble and Tinder pics in order…So without further ado, here’s the Sylvester Stallone x Arnold Schwarzenegger mashup of Arnester Schwarzellone : Mind = Fucked.