A few years ago there was a big push to make pole dancing an Olympic event . I’m sure plenty of dudes have opinions on whether pole dancing — a popular fitness routine for ladies in some circles — could actually classify as a sport. Personally, I thought the idea of pole dancing as an Olympic sport was stupid until I realized that synchronized swimming and rhythmic gymnastic with a ribbon are pretty big stretches for being “sports” as well. It’s *probably* never going to happen. BUT, this stripper working the pole while off-the-clock at some empty strip club is seriously impressive. It’s arguably the best pole dancing routine I’ve ever witnessed. She’s pretty much the Michael Phelps of pole dancing. Give her the gold already, for AMERICA. She’s got it on lock.