These Are The Best Sex Tips That You Probably Never Learned, So Take Notes (Possibly NSFW)

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These Are The Best Sex Tips That You Probably Never Learned, So Take Notes (Possibly NSFW)

Most things in life you learn from you parents, teachers, pop culture (TV, Movies, Music, etc), and friends…But the things below are taboo. They’re not exactly something you’ll find parents telling kids, advice like ‘when she says don’t stop that actually means just keep doing what you’re doing, no faster or slower’ and shit like that. These are the NSFW life protips that we used to learn from movies like American Pie and the National Lampoon’s movies, but gone are the days of ridiculously NSFW advice for bros being shared in pop culture. Now let’s get to the getting… Username-Takenn:

If she says “don’t stop” that doesn’t mean fuck faster or harder or any other stupid shit… Continue doing exactly what you are

scots:

It has been scientifically proven that women with warm feet have more orgasms.
Have your girl leave her socks on. No joke, hit the Google.

babaoryan:

If you ever wonder if you’re actually attracted to someone, or just find them sexually attractive, masturbate and then consider it.

usthcd:

Just ask.
Whatever it is. You want a finger up your ass? You want to be choked? Slapped? Wrong angle? More lube? Dirty talk? Orgy with twelve brunettes, grandma and a midget?
Whatever it is, just ask for it. There’s a chance you’ll have awesome sex. If they don’t want that, they’re simply gonna say no. Nothing horrifying is going to happen.
Dammyt, just talk to each other, people!

thedankbank1021:

The “triangle look” is a good indicator of whether or not someone is interested. And if you’re alone, its a good indicator you should go for a kiss.
What is the triangle look? You’re looking eachother in the eyes. You glance at their lips, then their other eye. Most people will mimic it without even realizing if they feel the same way. Good way to judge if you should keep going, or cut your losses and find another cutie to chat up.
Edit: Not really NSFW, can be used for a wide variety of situations with the opposite sex. (Or whatever sex gets you all hot and bothered.)

Shadowglove:

Don’t move when I move. I move to get you to the right place.

Faugh:

Pillow under the hips.

diegojones4:

If you are quick on the draw, get good at oral. If she cums because of your tongue, she won’t judge too harshly that you lasted 5 minutes.

shezbot :

If you’re not open about what you like, you’ll never get what you need.

Tydez :

Posted this before but if you have an erection in a place or setting you do not want said erection, squeeze your quads and glutes for a solid 30 seconds and your boner will go away. Makes the blood from your dick move to your legs. Saved me way back in highschool when I had a dick of steel before doing a presentation.

rizzburger: If you’re spooning with a girl and trying to finger her vagina, go in from behind her. MUCH easier to get to it than going from the front. f_stopblues:

Wipe your butt, even if you did not take a shit recently

nebulousmenace:

If you put on a condom, and you look at the tip, and you go “I bet could snap that like a rubber band”… you totally can. You now know that. You don’t need to try it.

DarkPasta:

If in doubt, get that paternity test.

donanhelio:

An unplanned finger in the butt may lead to an accidental knee to the head/face

Mr_Illuminaughty:

When she say ‘don’t wear a condom’ wear one..

ILL_Show_Myself_Out:

Lick it before you stick it.

tree2626:

Don’t get IcyHot anywhere near your balls

Slaughterhouse451:

Anal Sex Protips:
Make sure she says yes. Going in for a surprise thrust will result in her being in pain, being pissed off at you, and not trusting you to do butt stuff with her ever again.
Once she says yes, lube. Not just for you, but for her. It’s new, it’s tight and it’s ultra sensitive. Lube her up and if she says more, use more.
Finger it first. Get her use to things inside in butt before you go balls deep. It will also allow you to gauge how she likes her butt played with so when you start, you can make her enjoy it as much as possible.
When you finally make that plunge, start slow. Ease her into it and let her call the shots. If she says too deep, just play around with the first inch or so till she wants you to go deeper. If she only wants you to go an inch inside, either make it work or accept that it will take some time to gain her trust.

cold_in_the_south:

If he/she is married, don’t even think about crossing any sort of romantic line with them. Seems simple, but that can be hard sometimes. But it only ends in pain and heartache for at least one person.

So there’s a WHOLE LOT more of these, the ones that were too NSFW for me to share here, over on the AskReddit thread. You can get to that thread by clicking any and every one of those links above if you’re still looking for more. Also, as is the case any time I post something like this, if you bros have some tips you think can top these then I invite you to share your best down below in the comments.