The Very First ‘Pokemon Go’ Themed Porn Parody Is Here And I Can’t Imagine Its Budget Being Anything Over $12

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Brazzers, ever the ones to capitalize on pop culture fads, has finally gotten around to creating the very first Pokemon Go -themed porn parody, disappointingly titled Pornstar Go XXX Parody . Why they passed up more clever options like Pornstar Go: Gotta Snatch’em All I can’t say, and while the plot seems promising (albeit nonsensical, because if fake Ash is catching porn stars why are they dressed as Pokemon?) at first…

When porn stars go missing from their scenes on BRAZZERS, die-hard fan, Jordi, must initiate his Pornstar Gomobile application to catch all the porn stars and return them to their scenes. The scene features a BRAZZERSparody rendition of Ash, played by Jordi El Niño Polla, and parodied interpretations of Pokémon cosplay starring Patty Michova as Vaporeon, Ella Hughes as Charizard, and Alexa Tomas as Pikachu. Special guests include annoyed neighbors and out-of-the-loop onlookers – similar to the real game experience.

…the costumes the porn stars get to wear are an affront to erect dicks everywhere: I’ve seen better costumes at a furry orgy (and no, I’m not elaborating on how I know about the quality of the costumes present at a furry orgy), and you’re telling me this thing was produced by BRAZZERS? Come on now, I know you guys are better than this. Pornstar Go XXX Parody will air on BRAZZERS on August 8th, for all the trainers “who want to master their ball-handling techniques.”

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The Very First ‘Pokemon Go’ Themed Porn Parody Is Here And I Can’t Imagine Its Budget Being Anything Over $12

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The Very First ‘Pokemon Go’ Themed Porn Parody Is Here And I Can’t Imagine Its Budget Being Anything Over $12