Remember glitter beards ? That was regrettable. But ladies have a much sexier use of glitter – putting it on their butts!!! It’s called “glitter booty” and I’m told by the experts of these types of paramount matters over at Mashable and Cosmo that it is the “hot new trend.” From Mashable :
The “glitter booty” is the brainchild of artist Mia Kennington, who was inspired by the sandy-butt look that goes hand in hand with spending too much time on the beach. Kennington is part of The Gypsy Shrine, a group of glitter artists who host body art pop-ups at festivals.
Cool. I guess.
Glitter booty or as I like to call it, “shitter glitter,” sounds like cheeky fun until you have to fart. Everyone will be able to witness every time a girl with glitter booty busts ass because the butt blast will send an explosion of sparkling glitter into the air from her dumper. No sneakily firing in the hole when it results in a glitter eruption.
Glitter booty doesn’t make a lot of sense. What happens when you have to take a dump? You leave a shiny trail of glitter on the toilet seat. Then the next person to use the toilet gets glitter on their shitter.
And what happens when the glitter gets in crevices and holes that they are not intended to? Cleanup must be a nightmare.
Related: a slow-motion video of a hot girl getting shot in the butt with glitter . That should have been a hot new trend as well.