Last season, Chandler Parsons recorded career lows in just about every stat there is–games played (34), points (6.2 per), rebounds (2.5), field goal percentage (33.8%), etc. In Parsons’ defense, knee surgeries have greatly hindered his young career, but don’t tell that to the Memphis Grizzlies, who inked him to a 4-year, $94 million contract through 2020. But, whatever stats Parsons is lacking on the hardwood, he is making up for with his hardwood. See what I did there? Compared a basketball court to a penis. Are you proud of me yet, dad? Anyway, it’s no secret that Chandler Parsons goes through women faster than Shia LaBeouf goes through a six pack. Check out the women the 28-year-old has been linked to: Toni Garrn . Hailey Baldwin . Felicia Sanders . Paige Spiranac . Kate Beckinsale . Kendall Jenner . Bella Thorne . Savannah Chrisley . Jen Selter . Abigail Ratchford . My mother, probably. And the most depressing part: All it takes is one double-tap of his phone. Welp, the Memphis Grizzlies forward has been spending time with UFC’s prized ring girl, Arianny Celeste , likely after liking one her Instagram pictures with the rest of her 3 million followers. The shot in question features Parsons behind the wheel of his with Celeste’s Instagram handle tagged in the passengers seat. As captured by Terez Owens : Remember what I said about all it taking is one Instagram like? GOD DAMNIT… Mind you, Arianny is the same girl who called herself a pervert and wanted The Rock to slam her into bed . DAMN YOU TO HELL, CHANDLER!