You’re probably reading this because you saw “Ashley Graham” and “topless” in the headline of this post. In fact, I know you are. But look, that’s not what I want to draw you attention to. I want to draw your attention to some A++ real estate in Palm Springs. Look at how beautiful this mid-century modern architecture is in her Instagram pics? It’s flawless, like something out of an old ’60s Playboy magazine fantasyland. That’s the type of post-war West Coast home a person can call their castle. I aspire to live in such a beautifully restored dwelling some day.
Now look at the same pic with Graham cropped out. It’s beautiful, beautiful real estate porn. Look at this beautiful mid-century modern architecture! That’s classic Palm Springs, baby. After too many winters in the New York cold, I dream of spreading out in a place like that, Dean Martin-style. Sippin’ a Mai Thai by that pool would be pure heaven. Just look at that beautiful pool! And the hot, dry desert air! That’s good for what ails you: