Emmanuelle Chriqui, the actress who played Sloan in Entourage, went topless for some Italian dude with a long name’s art exhibit. I’m usually not much of an art buff, unless a chick is in the buff, then I’m fucking DaVinci. Not actually fucking DaVinci, like sexually, but like I am DaVinci, ‘fucking’ being a term of emphasis. Important distinction. No one is even reading this are they? You all have been waiting 10 years to see what you’re about to see and here I am rambling. I guess I can say whatever I want: I cry during Extreme Makeover: Home Edition and only tell my grandmother I love her to get a birthday gift. Fuck you grandma. Glad I got that off my chest. Speaking of chest, take a look at a preview of Sloan’s art photo. Since we are a publication of standards, we cannot allow for nipples on the site, but click the link below to see it in all it’s glory. They truly are works of art. BOOBIE ART BACKUP LINK I really, really fought the urge to link to meatspin.com, then I remember it was taken down. RIP meatspin. Here’s more Sloan.
When I stand, looking out into the world and reflect on what’s important, I realize that it’s our shared experience. My heart goes out to all the voices in nature that fall on deaf ears. Our world becomes lonely as we pollute our oceans; as species become extinct. We must come together, not only for each other, but for the health of marine wildlife. They need us to listen and be compassionate. I’m donating my money to lonelywhale.com to help the plight of whales and our oceans. There is nothing more lonely than ignorance. @lonelywhale, I am paying attention!!! Photo cred:@adrianbellani