Shout Out To Tommy Lee For Canoodling With Former Vine Star Brittany Furlan, Who Is 24 Years Younger


Shout Out To Tommy Lee For Canoodling With Former Vine Star Brittany Furlan

Shout Out To Tommy Lee For Canoodling With Former Vine Star Brittany Furlan, Who Is 24 Years Younger

Ah, Tommy Lee. How intimately I’m familiar with you. The last time we met, the summer of 2002, I waited for my parents to leave for work, and cued up a video of you and your ex-girlfriend there, uh, what was her name…ah yes PAM ANDERSON! You two seemed to be having outrageous fun on the boat, but I think you owe me an apology for giving me a penis-size complex for the next decade. Real cool bro. I’m surprised that thing didn’t sink the fucking ship. Well my friend, you’ve had a pretty good life thus far. Not only did you drum you tits off for Mötley Crüe, you’ve also had three wives that were pretty prettaayy attractive: Model Elaine Bergen (1984-1985), Heather Locklear (1986-1993), and Pam Anderson (1995-1998). Not a bad tripod if you ask me. And no I’m not talking about your two legs and ding a ling. But, Tommy is now 54-years-old and some would say at the twilight of his glory days. I certainly would not. Tommy was seen canoodling with 30 year old former Vine star Brittany Furlan, the most followed female video star on social media app Vine back in 2015. She’s got personality. And she’s hot. Did I mention she was hot?

Sun’s out, buns out

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Sweating in places I didn’t think were physically possible

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Ummmmm this swimsuit is from Target guys. K see ya

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This jumpsuit seemed like a really fun/casual clothing option last night until I had 2 get fully naked just to pee

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Good on you, Tommy.

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