Sex Workers Tell Intriguing Stories Of The Strangest Thing A Client Has Requested And Wow Just Wow



Sex Workers Tell Intriguing Stories Of The Strangest Thing A Client Has Requested And Wow Just Wow

In the Ask Reddit section this important question was posed, “Current or former sex workers, what is the strangest thing a client has asked you to do?” The stories did not disappoint and were shocking, intriguing and sometimes flat-out nasty. The Urinesseur

I was a strip club dj for a bit… Had this one odd duck that would come in and pay girls like $200.00 to piss in a glass for him… This happened several times, then once the girl took it to a bouncer and had him pee in it. She took it back to him, he took one sniff and said “this is a man’s urine” Left, and never came back while I worked there.

Don’t Forget To Floss Your Feet

I had a guy lay me out on the table, take my shoes off, get out a set of dental picks and mirrors and electric toothbrush, and do a “dental exam” on my feet. For an hour. Checking for ‘cavities’, ‘polishing’, ‘flossing’, etc. I was supposed to play the whole thing straight as if it was really my teeth he was examining. Never did his penis come out of his pants. It was actually a totally great time, if a bit bizarre to start.

Don’t Forget To Floss Your Feet: Part Deux

I worked the front desk at a dungeon and we had a client that liked to pretend to do dental work, but on a girl’s feet. Mostly is was a tickling session dressed up as a teeth cleaning – he’d use an electric toothbrush and a tiny keyboard hose vacuum, the canned air sprayer thing and role play the whole thing.

These boots are made for walking, and that’s just what they’ll do one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.

Used to work as a stripper a few years ago. Hands down, the weirdest thing was when a guy in the VIP section bought a few dances and then asked me to step on his dick in my 7 inch stripper heels.

At first I was being careful, but then after he assured me that there was no way I could hurt him, I went to town. I even threw in a few combos where I’d step on it and twirl. It was actually pretty fun. Afterwards, he bought my thong for like $50. Really fun night.

The Fartist

Am a camgirl, as the name implies. Only saw this guy once so maybe he didn’t like my art skills, who knows. He asked me to draw on crazy eyebrows, like stick straight pointed upwards ‘angry’ brows so I did. Then I needed a clown scowl. That was enough for the face so then he had me draw fangs on my nipples. Vampire tits haha. And then lastly, a face for my pussy. Complete with eyes, a nose, and mouth. We both had a lot of fun, I could see him and I don’t think he was jerking it, just laughing hysterically with me. Wish he’d come back! Recently had a different guy ask me to just fart, like continuously. He didn’t know that for fart porn vids the girls literally pump their asses with air. Yeah that wasn’t going to happen…

The Mystery Shitter

I had an escort service a few years ago. One of the clients used to come with a plastic bag and a paper bag. He would get one of the girls to hold the plastic bag while he took a dump in it. Then he’d put it in the paper bag and take it to work. He said he would then hide the bag in various spots around his law firm, waiting for someone to find it and that was his get-off.

Breaking Balls

Guy used to come see me every week and pay me to kick him in the balls. HARD. Repeatedly for 5-10 minutes. And I usually wore boots. He obviously loved it. He would flinch a bit, but usually asked me to kick him harder. I was apprehensive the first few times, but quickly learned that he seriously wanted me to kick him as hard as I could. If I had a stressful week dealing with assholes I would look forward to him visiting so I could take out some aggression.

The Mothersucker

Former male escort here – Had a larger, 50ish lady ask me to snuggle with her in a rocking chair. Wanted me to suck on her nipples as if I were nursing. She stroked my hair the entire time. It was really really weird and kind of sad.

Lasted for about 20 minutes. When we were done, she offered to jerk me off but I told she could do so if she wanted to. She said no, so I got dressed and went on my way.

Eggs Over Easy

Guy who requested that I crack eggs over my vagina ‘so he could watch them slide down my labia.

The Pitmaster

Throwaway for obvious reasons. f/27

I used to work as an escort in 2013. It went okay other than a few really close calls from a few guys.

A guy asked me to not take bath for two days (other than clean my lady parts of course) and let him lick my armpit and fuck me for three hours. Guy wasn’t ugly enough to outright reject his crazy request and he also offered $2500 so I agreed.

People are weirdos. If you want to learn more about the lives of sex workers check out this interview of a woman who was picked up by three men for an insightful interview .