Selena Gomez Took Maybe The Jankiest Bikini Selfie I’ve Ever Seen And Yet I Can Still Feel My Pants Getting Tighter

In other words, Selena Gomez does not give a shit if you do or don’t like this bikini photo. Aesthetically, I hate it. Is that going to stop me from jerking off to it when I get home? No — the fact I don’t have a penis will stop me. Devil’s in the details, Bros.

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