Y’all know me. Know how I earn a livin’. I’ll give ya galleries of sexy women, but I don’t tell you their favorite colors or their ambitions in life. I just give you the sexiest models whom you may have never heard of and include ridiculous commentary on their scalding pics. Today I present to you the gorgeous Livia Gullo. I am suddenly a HUMONGOUS soccer fan.
This is so much sexier than that Black Swan movie.
Ugh. I’m so sick of lovely Livia stealing my shirts and not giving them back.
“No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.” – Buddha
What a view!
Um. Your asscheek just smudged my $10,000 light on my Rolls Royce.
Scintillating Livia is the captain now.
HA! Her socks don’t even match her sweatshirt!
Lovely Livia is completely prepared for a home invasion.
Technically a “mobile” phone.
I would give my left nut to trade places with this teddy bear.
I see an Illuminati triangle in Livia’s thigh gap.
I should have gone to the pool today.
I should hire a new landscaper.
Already better than Batman v Superman .