So Rob Kardashian just got engaged to Blac Chyna aka the mother of Tyga’s children, who now dates Kylie Jenner, Rob’s half-sister. Cluster fuck city, but it should all be over soon as their marriage should last about as long as a YouTube ad. Admittedly, I’ve gained some respect for Rob Kardashian for embracing everything his family despises: he got fat, he goes out in public looking like he just spent 3 months in a dank basement playing with his cats, and puts about as much emphasis on his public perception as he does his carb intake. After seeing the below video of Rob throwing fat stacks of cash on Blac Chyna’s rump while chanting “Big Booty Judy,” I take back my previous statement about their marriage being doomed. This is the stuff love is made of and I hope one day I find this all-encompassing love. And a big booty hoe. As the rappers say.
Rob, keep doing you. It looks like playing the villain has earned you an assload of success.