Porn Stars Open Up About Butt Stuff So Keep This Info In Mind If You’re Trying To Broach The Subject With Your Girl

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Porn Stars Open Up About Butt Stuff So Keep This Info In Mind If You’re Trying To Broach The Subject With Your Girl

Porn is a lie. One huge fucking lie. Hearing porn stars say that they don’t enjoy anal is like hearing Bill Nye say he doesn’t believe in science. What’s next? My ex-girlfriend telling me that she never enjoyed watching me play NBA Jam with my friends for three hours at a time? Or old acquaintances from high school don’t appreciate my incessant requests to play Candy Crush? BLASPHEMY! Maybe they just picked a bad crop of porn stars because the porn stars I grew up on, they need anal like basic bitches need the Boomerang app. The silver lining we can take from all this is that it’s confirmed, girls don’t poop…