Porn Stars Open Up About Butt Stuff So Keep This Info In Mind If You’re Trying To Broach The Subject With Your Girl


Porn Stars Open Up About Butt Stuff So Keep This Info In Mind If You’re Trying To Broach The Subject With Your Girl

Porn Stars Open Up About Butt Stuff So Keep This Info In Mind If You’re Trying To Broach The Subject With Your Girl

Porn is a lie. One huge fucking lie. Hearing porn stars say that they don’t enjoy anal is like hearing Bill Nye say he doesn’t believe in science. What’s next? My ex-girlfriend telling me that she never enjoyed watching me play NBA Jam with my friends for three hours at a time? Or old acquaintances from high school don’t appreciate my incessant requests to play Candy Crush? BLASPHEMY! Maybe they just picked a bad crop of porn stars because the porn stars I grew up on, they need anal like basic bitches need the Boomerang app. The silver lining we can take from all this is that it’s confirmed, girls don’t poop…

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