Porn Stars Describe Their Perfect Penis And MY GOD I Didn’t Know There Was So Much Criteria

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As men, we are hard-wired to constantly worry about penis inadequacy. We even call our penises our ‘manhood,’ as if it encapsulates everything it takes to be a man. I’m pretty sure I can speak for both of us when I say that if we could choose between the rumor of us having a tiny timmy or us punching a baby in the face, we’d go with the assault of a toddler. Why? Because we’d rather come off as edgy and Alpha than have the public believe we have pen cap dicks. Is it wrong? Yes. But us men are irrational creatures. That’s why we will always watch these videos of girls giving us feedback on our yogurt slingers, regardless of the fact that we can’t change a damn thing about them. I don’t know if we’re looking for reassurance or if there’s some ‘meat popsicle makeover’ I don’t know about, but if I’m going to sit through a six-minute video, it’s probably going to be girls I’ll never meet describing penises that look nothing like mine. Productive use of my time, I know.