Porn Star Bree Olson Wants You To Know How Badly She’d Merc You With These Two Sweet Handguns She Carries


Porn Star Bree Olson Wants You To Know How Badly She’d Merc You With These Two Sweet Handguns She Carries

Porn Star Bree Olson Wants You To Know How Badly She’d Merc You With These Two Sweet Handguns She Carries

I can’t imagine it’s fun being a female celebrity. Just last week, Gwyneth Paltrow testified in a trial against a stalker of hers, a man who said he wanted to “ use a scalpel to cut the sin out of her .” I imagine the crazies you get are doubly awful when you work in pornography. Perverted, insane, sociopathic men who think just because they’ve seen you naked they are entitled to your body. Well, good luck, nutsos, getting to Bree Olson. Because she just Instagrammed her last line of defense, and if she is to believed, she’d shoot you so dead.

Why you will be disappointed if you try an rob me: I can’t get into detail to avoid copy cats but it is believed that at least 2 people tried to commit an armed robbery last night and their plan foiled. In fear of them returning, I would like to point out a few things. If you are able to get past all of my exterior outdoor cameras, motion activated flood lights and then break into my house, which activates the security system immediately you then are greeted by me with a gun that I am now back to carrying in every room of the house with me. It is fully loaded with hollow points and one in the chamber. I am extremely experienced in shooting and am not afraid to drop every single bullet into you. Do I want to kill someone? No, of course not. I pray I never have to use these guns on a person, but am I scared to? No. I won’t hesitate. There won’t be a moment of hesitation. If by some miracle- in an epic shoot down, you kill me first, then what? You know have 1-2 minutes before the cops get here. You look for a safe. I don’t have one because I keep my money in a bank like most sane people. Now what? My jewelry? In a last ditch attempt, now that you only have 30 seconds- you grab some necklaces and run out before the cops are here. You can’t take them to any pawn shop in the local area so you go out of your way- only to be disappointed you get 5-20 dollars each because my jewelry isn’t that expensive. So now you murdered me, are probably gonna get caught and go to prison and you made 100 bucks. And like I said- that’s only if I don’t kill you first.

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Why you will be disappointed if you try an rob me:

I can’t get into detail to avoid copy cats but it is believed that at least 2 people tried to commit an armed robbery last night and their plan foiled. In fear of them returning, I would like to point out a few things.

If you are able to get past all of my exterior outdoor cameras, motion activated flood lights and then break into my house, which activates the security system immediately you then are greeted by me with a gun that I am now back to carrying in every room of the house with me. It is fully loaded with hollow points and one in the chamber. I am extremely experienced in shooting and am not afraid to drop every single bullet into you. Do I want to kill someone? No, of course not. I pray I never have to use these guns on a person, but am I scared to? No. I won’t hesitate. There won’t be a moment of hesitation.

If by some miracle- in an epic shoot down, you kill me first, then what? You know have 1-2 minutes before the cops get here. You look for a safe. I don’t have one because I keep my money in a bank like most sane people. Now what? My jewelry? In a last ditch attempt, now that you only have 30 seconds- you grab some necklaces and run out before the cops are here. You can’t take them to any pawn shop in the local area so you go out of your way- only to be disappointed you get 5-20 dollars each because my jewelry isn’t that expensive. So now you murdered me, are probably gonna get caught and go to prison and you made 100 bucks.

And like I said- that’s only if I don’t kill you first.

Damn, don’t fuck with Bree. Those appear to be a Taurus and a Glock, which I gotta say, those are some sweet looking hand guns. I wouldn’t fuck with her.

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