People Revealed The Weirdest Porn They’ve Ever Seen And NOPE, You’re Not Ready For Any Of This

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People Revealed The Weirdest Porn They’ve Ever Seen And NOPE, You’re Not Ready For Any Of This

Good lord. We’ve seen some seriously weird shit over on “ Ask Reddit ” from sex worker stories to masturbating stories to stories of sexual failure , but this? This might be the topper. I don’t think Redditor surrealducks knew what he was getting into when he asked, “What’s the weirdest porn you’ve seen?” Or maybe he did and is feeling pretty darn good about himself right now. Which would be about 50 times better than I am feeling after reading some of these responses. And these are just the ones I can share here. Yeesh…

Nugget porn. Two people, who have both had quadruple amputation fucking. I watched it to the end out of respect. ~ fly4awhiteguyy

The parody version of Edward Scissor Hands.

Edward Penis Hands is just weird, and the weirdest scene is a vanilla one where the main character is trying to eat spaghetti with his penis hands. ~ tydestra

Guy walks into a hotel room with a suitcase. He puts the suitcase carefully on the bed and opens it. A midget crawls out of it and they proceed to fuck. Once he comes, the midget takes her tiny little body and crawls back into the suitcase. He closes it up and walks out of the hotel room carrying it.

I couldn’t jack off to this, but I was intrigued so I kept watching until the end. ~ viserov

There’s a video on 4chan of a Japanese girl having eels inserted into her ass, and then another Japanese video of a girl eating bugs, vomiting and then being forced to eat that vomit. ~ Chooseday

Pterodactyl porn. Three dudes dressed as pterodactyls having sex with a woman. They had rubber wings and kept flapping….they just kept flapping. ~ Get_Interesting

Prolapsed anus elephant trunk lesbian porn.

Saw it right here on reddit. R/wtf. I’m afraid to look it up again. ~ thewhitedeath

When I was 15 my older sister worked at a video store in the porn section. She spent most days reviewing the returns, making sure there weren’t any issues or problems with the dvd’s. One day she came home and told me there was something she needed to show me. She sat me down in front of the desktop, pulled up a video and pressed play. What followed seemed normal at first. Some large-breasted blonde woman lying on a bed fingering herself. Then, a bald, Mr. Clean looking dude walks in and begins fingering the woman. He shoves multiple fingers in, then a fist. Then starts to fit his other hand/arm. Then, he spreads her WIDE open, holds his breath and shoves his head (the one attached to his neck and shoulders) inside of her. I am still scarred from this… ~ Rainyri27

I once saw a parody of Kim Jong Un and Dennis Rodman in an orgy… Just found the title… “WTF Kim Jong-Un has a vagina. Dennis Rodman fucks it. Wild orgy” ~ Krapshoot

I saw scuba diving porn once. The cumshot was weird. ~ PM_ME_YOUR_MILF_BUM

Japanese minnow porn. Never again. ~ The_Luckiest_Hubby

Cake farts. Hot girl sits on a cake and farts on it. ~ doodleschnozzle

Woman stepping on a testicle etc in a stiletto, there was blood. ~ shiftynightworker

And on that note I think we’re done here. Check out the rest of the insane and I do mean insane answers over at Reddit . Shocked man image by Shutterstock