Miss Colombia Could Land On Her Back Soon, Porn Company Offers Her A Cool Million For Starring Role


Miss Colombia Could Land On Her Back Soon

Miss Colombia Could Land On Her Back Soon, Porn Company Offers Her A Cool Million For Starring Role

They say when God closes a door, he opens a back door, and Miss Colombia, whose opportunity to be Miss Universe was very publicly slammed in her face, is being shown the grace of the Lord. If she’ll just offer up her ass to Him. This miracle comes in the form of Vivid Entertainment founder Steve Hirsch, who is willing to pay Ariadna Gutierrez a million dollars to star in a porn for his company. Vivid is the brainchild behind the Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton sex tapes, so you can certainly assume this would be … something for her career. Hirsch said in his letter that Gutierrez could pick whoever she wanted as a partner (or partners) and do it in whatever positions she prefers. Doesn’t say Jesus isn’t real. WATCH NEXT: How A ‘Plus-Sized’ Model Got Revenge On The Fashion Industry

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