A couple months back, the lovely Mia Kang came into our office to perform in a short comedy skit that we drummed up. As you can imagine, the office a website called ‘CoreBoobs’ isn’t overflowing with women–never mind a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model slash trained Muay Thai fighter–so emotions ran high. Sparks flew. She touched my leg. NBD. But you know the old saying: ‘If you love someone, let them go.’ That is why I gave Mia permission to go to Thailand for the next three weeks to train for her second professional Muay Thai fight.
Dang told The New York Post that a lot goes into training for the fight–like listening to Girlfight by Brooke Valentine, juice cleaning to try to increase her cardio, and of course, lots and lots of sexual intercourse. Fist bump bro.
“When females have sex, testosterone levels increase, so the recommendation is to have as much sex as possible before you fight.”
However, she’s single, and, “I am not actively out there looking.” Kang figures, “If I lose because I am not good, then that is fair. But if I lose because I am tired, then it’s a waste of time.”
Oh, you’re single, Mia? What was all that one in a million talk? Good luck to Mia in her second professional fight. Hopefully you stomp on your opponent like you stomped on my heart. Never forget.