Jugs Town isn’t a physical location. You can’t get in your car and drive to Jugs Town, nor can you book an airline ticket there. An ocean liner may scour the seas for months and never find it. Jugs Town exists in the ephemera, appearing when the Jugs appear, and disappearing just as soon as they leave. Today, the beach was home to Jugs Town, with Mariah Carey and her one piece jumpsuit. Come visit it with me.
Previously, Jugs Town was in Mariah Carey’s hot tub in Aspen.
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