Scotty D broke it off his nine year relationship with Kourtney Kardashian last year as it became clear his drinking and partying regiment was not sustainable in a relationship with a member of a family who needs attention like we need air to breathe. In my valued opinion, Kourtney overreacted a bit, as Scott appeared to get mind-numbingly drunk only on days that ended in ‘y’. Lord Disick has reportedly been spending a lot of time with Chris Brown, who claims the two are helping each other stay sober. Probably by getting shitfaced. And as far as the new prospects in his life, Disick is reportedly dating Swedish model Lina Sandberg. Is she hot, you ask? To which I respond, don’t ask questions you already know the answer to.
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