HASSELHOFF YOU SANDBAGGIN’ SONUVABITCH! The Hoff is set to marry his third life partner, 36 year old Hayley Roberts, who he met while she was a sales assistant in the Merthyr Tydfil branch of Debenhams. Hoff is 64, the difference between their age is as old as I am. Fist bump, Hoff you burger regurgitating fox you. The two have been dating since 2013 and Hasselhoff reportedly waited to propose because he thought he was too old for her. Per Daily Mail :
‘I had a saying, ‘You don’t get married because you want to live with someone, you get married because you can’t live without them’.
‘I felt that way. I knew that I was really unhappy without her. I waited to propose because I thought I was too old for her.’
Give yourself more credit, Hoff. You done well for yourself.
Cheers to a long vibrant life together.