Lindsay Lohan’s Top Came Millimeters Away From Having An All-Out Wardrobe Malfunction


Lindsay Lohan is still on her eternal vacation, yachting in the Mediterranean, because that’s what people with no jobs do, right? And despite all the turmoil surrounding whether she’s pregnant ( her dad says she is , her friend says she’s not ) and whether she’s still engaged to that Russian billionaire who allegedly beat her up or not she’s still living the life.

Dear friends. I’m good and well. #ATM I am taking time for myself with good friends. I am sorry that I’ve exposed certain private matters recently. I was acting out of fear and sadness… We all make mistakes. Sadly mine have always been so public. I have done a lot of soul searching in the past years, and I should have been more clear minded rather than distract from the good heart that I have. Social media comes with the territory of the business and the world we now live in. My intentions were not meant to send mixed messages. Maybe things can be fixed… Maybe not.. I hope they can. But I am 30 years old and I do deserve a #GENTLEgiant Life is about love and light. Not anger 🙏🏻 Thank you to those who stand by my side

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Getting a ride home with my Lindsay’s 🛥 #yachtlife #sardinia #🇮🇹

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That being said, it looks like her right breast has had enough of all her shenanigans and tried to make a break for it the other day.

Ahhh, that almost brings back memories of the old days, doesn’t it? Old days, as in these old photos Lindsay shared last week. (She must miss those days too.)

Okay. It’s #friday

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Best wig I’ve ever worn @lightaaron it’s nice to play dress up! 🙊🙈🙉😆

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Good times. Speaking of the old days, here’s an interesting theory I saw…

ehh idk #lindsaylohan #theparenttrap

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Makes as much sense as anything else in Lilo’s life, don’t you think?