Lindsay Lohan Just Did Her Craziest Thing Ever, And We Can’t Stop Laughing

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Lindsay Lohan Just Did Her Craziest Thing Ever, And We Can’t Stop Laughing

Hold one one second, I’m still doubled over, gasping for breath. I’m not ready yet. … Nope, still not. Look, we’ve documented the crazy things Lindsay Lohan has done over the years. Fuck, that’s practically my job at this point. There was the time she ruined a wedding by running around naked . Remember when she got coked up at a bar and tried to fight everyone while shouting racial slurs? And who of us could forget the S1,300 check she bailed on ? So when I, LiLo Insane Mode aficionado, say this is pretty crazy, I think I should be taken seriously. SHE GOT ENGAGED. That’s right, She, of the age of 29, is engaged to her 22-year-old boyfriend . They of the few months long relationship. Like I said. LOLs. Anyway, good for Lindsay. I couldn’t be happier that you found someone. But Egar, Bro. As someone who got entangled in crazy when I was 22, admittedly with someone my own age, I understand how hard it is to extricate yourself from it, especially when it’s because the sex is so good. Shit, there were definitely times I thought getting married would just be easier than trying to leave. It can be that debilitating. Plus, the sex was so good. Come on, son. I know you are only 22, but you don’t marry the crazy girl who you just met because the sex is so great. God, I imagine the sex is so god damn great, though. Yea, who am I kidding here? I’d marry her the second I got the chance, too. Nice work, dude. This is, if you’ll note the URL, the second time we’ve reported on her engagement to someone. No idea whatever happened there.