As one might have expected Lindsay Lohan spent her New Year’s weekend out on some boat, living the life despite, you know, not having a real job in ages. It’s just what she does. Somehow. Also as she is known to do, she took some relatively shitty photos of her adventures and shared them to Instagram. Luckily for us there are bikinis involved so that despite the fact that LiLo hasn’t the first clue when it comes to photography it’s not a total loss.
Here, let me fix that a little bit…
Now as for this photo below that Lindsay shared on New Year’s Day… I’m not exactly sure what’s going on here. Who is this dude and why is he doing the sort of things to Lindsay Lohan that are supposed to be my job?
Any guesses as to what’s going down here? I mean besides his face toward her, uh… well… just use your imagination. That’s what I am doing.