Call me a simpleton or a basic bro, but Kourtney Kardashian is my guilty pleasure. She seems like the least fame-hungry, self-absorbed Kardashian, which I know holds about as much weight as the kindest dude on Death Row, but hey, whatever. Don’t judge my guilty pleasures bro, I doubt your internet search history is squeaky clean. Regardless, I think we can both agree she’s pretty damn attractive, evident in you clicking on this post and me holding my dick in my hand. Jk, bruh. Am I though? Anyhoo, Kourtney was out on one of those swan floats that every chick on Tinder uses as their profile pic and if I came across these photos, I’d swipe HARD right.
Kourtney has been showing some skin since her breakup with Lord Disick. Is she trying to seduce me?? You can’t prove she’s not.