Sammi Sweetheart has a special place in my heart. My CoreBoobs colleagues nail me to the cross every time I post about her, but love makes you do crazy things. I realize that Sammi’s stint on The Jersey Shore consisted of breaking up with Ronni, making up with Ronni, gym, breaking up with Ronni, tanning, making up with Ronni, laundry, and then using a clean towel to wipe her mascara after breaking up with Ronni for the 239th time. And after four years since the last episode of the Jersey Shore aired, I fully expected for Sammi to flip over the handle bars. Maybe a couple criminal charges, a few babies out of wedlock and possibly her own reality show to make a mockery of her downward spiral. That’s usually what happens to stars who have no business being stars. But no no, not my girl Sammi. The 29-year-old looks FABULOUS. Dare I say that she looks like you could take her home to your parents? Ok, I’m getting a bit ambitious, but for real, Sammi is killing the cleavage game on Instagram. Thanks to my mid-morning dump coupled with a long Instagram scroll, I stumbled across these recent pics of Sammi and her two girls.
Hot, no? Everyone’s acting like I’m the asshole. THESE ARE HOT GODDAMIT!!! HOT I TELL YA!
Heat is heat bros. Heat is heat.