Jen Selter has decided to heat up this particularly cold and dreary President’s Day with a video of her doing some squats. Cool. That’s all fine and dandy for you, but for me I’m kind of bummed about how lackluster it is. That’s not to say her squats suck or anything – but how many times can you watch this girl squat without getting bored? My attention span maxes out at five seconds and let me tell you, this butt ain’t cutting it for me. Maybe if she did it in front of a green screen and edited in a bunch of dragons and flying saucers and aliens zooming around and about, but the way it is now? Eh. It’s just a butt.