An Instagram model thought she wanted to be roasted by Reddit. She wasn’t ready. Instagram model Niece Waidhofer asked r/RoastMe to make jokes about her and they burned her so badly that she deleted her Reddit account. I’m just spitballing here, but I surmise that this Instagram model with nearly 100,000 followers expected her roast session to go something like this: “We can’t possibly roast you, you’re absolutely the most beautiful woman on the planet and we have nothing negative to mutter about your perfection.” Then all of the smitten boys in the subreddit would flock to her Instagram. It went quite the opposite actually. The Redditors of r/RoastMe take their responsibilities of humiliating people very serious and hot girl or not, they were going to obliterate this young woman with soul-crushing insults. No white knights could stop the savage beatdown that she received. Maybe the Redditors were fueled by hot girls rejecting them throughout their lives or maybe they sniffed out Niece’s superficial bullshit of wanting to be admired and adding some new Instagram followers. Either way there was no mercy. If that wasn’t enough abuse, which she literally asked for, an alleged ex-boyfriend unleashed a barrage of bunker-busting bombs on the vapid model.
You wish you were a real actress so people couldn’t see right through you. You look like your major in college was gold digging. You might be able to marry rich if you knew what to do with a dick when you see one. You’re so desperate for attention you’ve gone from self-posting on r/prettygirls and r/goddesses to r/roastme. Your little shit of a purse dog is the only true loyalty you’ll ever find, and even that is contingent on you continuing to feed it. Your tattoos of guns pointing at your vagina are probably there because the dumb-ass guys you’ve had to settle for need instructions in finding it under that Demi Moore-inspired bush of yours. You flossed your eyebrows more than a dentist flosses his teeth. Your nipples look like they had a fight with each other and are hiding on the opposite sides of your boobs. You obviously can’t take criticism. You will die alone.
STOP THE FIGHT!!! Only six hours after voluntarily asking to be roasted, Niece deleted her account. It’s tough to come back after a “Demi Moore-inspired bush” slam. Here are more photos of Miss Waidhofer so you can see if there is evidence that her nipples actually look like they got into a fight with each other and are pointing opposite directions.
Alright guys, let’s have a talk. First of all, don’t worry, I’m all good, no need to send condolences to my family haha. Yes, I did ask for this. Yes, I totally freaked out and deleted my Reddit account; my dumb ass used my Instagram username, and judging by the flood of deeply disturbing/visually penisgraphic DMs I was getting, I did not want to lead them here. I see you found me anyway. Hi Reddit! To the people who thought I was just fishing: on r/RoastMe? …wut. To the “ex” who posted: It doesn’t sound like we’ve ever met; also you spelled my name wrong… #IbeforeEexceptafterC So in summary, I am a dumbass and I make reddit really, really angry Thank you to the majority of commenters, who were actually funny, and thank you to all the nice people who had my back against the people who just got excited about a free pass to use the “c” word. Love you guys
Live stream details: Where: Periscope I think, because I need Instagram to read DMs during the stream. Link in bio (don’t worry cheap asses, it’s free) When: I dunno, maybe today? Maybe tomorrow? I’m impulsive Other relevant information: There is a chance I could be wearing this corset during the stream because I accidentally ordered it too small and I might be stuck in it.
Dream vacation: Costa Rica ☀️ Vacation within budget (approximately $16.02): sitting on my couch scrolling through #CostaRica on Instagram and smelling the coconut scented air freshener from my car Hey @costaricaonlinetravel, would you be able to accept hugs as currency? Asking for a second cousin of a widow of a friend Link in bio for people who are better with money than I am #I couldbeatthebeach #butinsteadihave48262864bras
So I got this #DreamWater stuff and woke up covered in McDonalds, credit cards with ridiculously high APRs, and an endless supply of bed bath and beyond coupons #theamericandream #nowavailableinshotform no y’all but for real I got just about the best night’s sleep of my entire life, even with the yard guys coming at the asscrack of dawn. #makeamericavegetateagain Link in bio if your brain hates you and won’t let you sleep like mine
Greetings, ass ton of new followers brought here via theCHIVE. And warmest regards to all the rest of my followers. I appreciate each and every one of you ❤ I promise to treat you right. I will never use the wrong you’re/your. I will never use Instagram to post political memes. I will not try to sell you cleanse teas or pyramid scheme makeup products. I will not forsake you in any such way. #notthemodelinstagramdeservesbuttheoneitneedsrightnow
Shit, I just spent $215 on a bra. Now accepting applications for personal finance specialist; job duties include punching me in the freaking face every time I shop online drunk and managing (destroying) my paypal account. Pay consists of unlimited photos of my dog in people clothes and three (3) awkward hugs per two-week pay period. Serious inquiries only
I accidentally ate chocolate for breakfast and I felt guilty, so I took this to try to make myself feel better. I deadass thought I was going to the kitchen for the cheerios, but then I saw the kit kat minis first, and it all just happened so fast… #selfcontrolgameneedswork #futurediabeticsofamerica #wouldistillbecutewithoutmyleftfoot