How A Normal Guy Can Hook Up With A Porn Star, According To A Porn Star


How A Normal Guy Can Hook Up With A Porn Star

How A Normal Guy Can Hook Up With A Porn Star, According To A Porn Star

Want to hook up with or date a porn star? Well, Bros…sit back and listen, because I’m going to tell you 14 things you can do to land yourself your very own porn star girlfriend. 1. Don’t ask her about her title of “porn star” or questions about the porn industry. It’s such a turn on when a man treats me normally and is neutral and as cool towards me about my job as he would be a model or someone else he respected in entertainment. Just don’t focus on the adult side of me too much because I will put you in the “fan-zone.” 2. Feed me!  I have close to zero interest in “grabbing a drink.” Although I am not completely opposed to differently priced restaurants or even splitting a bill (although I am still trying to wrap my head around that part of equality). I need/think about food 24/7. Most porn girls I know have a huge appetite and this is just an insatiable desire that when fed, we swoon. Even on the worst date I EVER went on, I was still impressed and happy with the food choice. 3. Love animals! Adult stars (the adult industry as a whole) ADORE animals. They just do. Every performer I know has dogs or cats or farm animals. I have two pups and they are my world. If you don’t like dogs, then I think you are barking up the wrong tree, homie… 4. Compliment her all the time. Not just on her looks but her wit and humor and whatever else attracts you to her. We like that. 6. Any body of water. We can be found frolicking in the nearest valley pool or oceanic surface. I was born and raised in Laguna Beach, California and just can’t get enough of the beach and neither can my friends. 7. Sorry Bro’s, no clubs. We work in clubs to feature dance and to host parties on the weekends. We are meat at clubs (unpaid meat) I just have zero interest in them and neither do my co-workers. 8. Go down on her. DUH. Men have expectations often from the very films we make, and because of that I sometimes make it a point to just lay there…in the boudoir, which I have recently changed up a little bit, but it stems from the idea of expectation that we so loathe. 9. Hikes and canyons, frequented consistently by my people. Runyon Canyon in LA is our spot along with all the hidden places in Los Angeles County…if you see me just say “hi” and ask to pet my dogs. I would love it. 10. Pink Berry, the diet of all porn girls. It’s our thing, whether were on set or out about, low calories (kind of), cold, yummy and porn star friendly. 11. Learn how to airbrush tan. (This is a joke.) Although I’m not gonna lie this would totally be a plus as I do it twice a week and need someone in-house. 12. Spontaneity is 100 extra points for you, my man. Love a man who can just wake up one morning with a crazy plan to take over the world with me, or at least drive us to Malibu to watch the waves at 9am on Sunday. 13. You need to have a serious case of wanderlust to keep up with us, it’s just in our DNA to want to scale the globe and have a partner to do it with, although if I don’t find one I’ll go solo. 14. Be a Feminist.

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