Hottest Chick In Colorado Is Blowing Up On Instagram Because She Catches More Fish Than Ernest Hemingway


Hottest Chick In Colorado Is Blowing Up On Instagram Because She Catches More Fish Than Ernest Hemingway

Maddie Brenneman is a fly fishing guide from the Rocky Mountain State, guiding clients to trophy trout all throughout the absolutely stunning rivers of Colorado. She’s been blowing up on Instagram in recent weeks and rightfully so, because she’s a total dime piece, quite possibly the hottest chick in Colorado, and she catches some of the biggest goddamn trout I’ve ever seen. Seriously, even though this post is about her sexy pics on Instagram I want to be clear and say that I’m not being hyperbolic at all, and the trout she’s catching are some of the largest in the world. They’re gator-sized trout that you’d expect to see in the icy rivers of Patagonia and not in the over-fished streams of Colorado…But let’s get back to the hottie at hand. If you’re a bro who loves fishing (and you’re into chicks) then this is your dream woman. Here are some of the best photos from Maddie Brenneman’s Instagram feed ( h/t TFM ):

Brown trout memories #flyfishing | photo @ngkelley

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We didn’t find any lakers last night but can’t complain #flyfishing @ngkelley @costasunglasses

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Spain with my sister @mackenziebrenneman @_rocio.g_ | photo by @ngkelley

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I now realize the irony of this photo… I spent the past week at the @orvis Guide Rendezvous in Missoula, MT. Over the weekend, @costasunglasses shared with us the frightening reality behind plastics in our oceans. In between the photos of trash-filled beaches and dead animals, I looked down at my feet and my heart sank as I stared at the plastic bottle I had bought earlier that day. I know I have contributed to the masses of plastic bottles floating around in our oceans but I no longer will. Today I am making the choice to never again purchase another plastic drink bottle and I encourage you to do the same. Only as a collective can we see change so I ask you to please join me, share by tagging a friend and together we can work to #kickplastic Every year 20 BILLION plastic bottles end up in our oceans. There’s a garbage patch twice the size of Texas in the Pacific Ocean Plastic bottles alone kill 1-million sea birds a year. We only recover 5% of the plastic we produce. #flyfishing #SeeWhatsOutThere #Orvis

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Colorado welcomed me back with this guy | photo by @ngkelley

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Excuse my inner dork, I love fish #flyfishing | photo @ngkelley

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Uh…Is this really worthy of a photo? I mean, it’s a great picture but that’s basically bait right there:

Spent the day catching dinner! #Belize #TravelBelize @travelbelize #eatfresh

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#SeeWhatsOutThere @costasunglasses #flyfishing | photo @ngkelley

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First and only rainbow of the trip #newzealand #SeeWhatsOutThere #flyfishing @yeti @costasunglasses | photo @ngkelley

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Summer brown trout #flyfishing #heedthecall | photo by @ngkelley

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Hello from Patagonia #flyfishing #builtforthewild @yeticoolers | photo by @ngkelley

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All smiles on the river @umpquafeathermerchants #umpqua #flyfishing | ? @ngkelley

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Don’t get me wrong, I could scroll through this chick’s Instagram feed all day. It combines all of my favorite things: fishing (fly fishing, trout fishing, etc), the great outdoors, dogs, and hot chicks. However, it drives me insane seeing Instagram feeds like this. Where in the dick do people get all the money to spend the year traveling the world and catching fish in exotic locations? Sure, most of her photos are from Colorado but I’m fairly certain I saw some Alaska in there, the Caribbean for sure, and definitely other parts of the West. Can I get someone to pay me to go fishing year round, please? Anyways, for more FISHING related content just follow that link! Click Here To Be One Of The First People To See The Newly Launched CoreBoobs iOS App Tip of the hat to Harrison Lee from TotalFratMove.com for gathering together Maddie Brenneman’s Instagram pictures yesterday!

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