Not that you’ve ever thought about it because, well, why would you? But the UK has its own version of Jersey Shore called Geordie Shore , chock full of television personalities that you’ve never heard of nor really care to know. The show was first broadcast in 2011 and somehow, somehow is still on the air – I’m guessing because the cast members are somehow trashier than JWoww & co. – and even more mind-boggling is the fact that they’re all decently famous on their own. Take Holly Hagan, for example:
Right now Holly is trying to make money peddling what she’s calling “Holly’s Body Bible,” which is supposedly the fitness regimen that she followed in order to lose 36 pounds. And what better way to get free advertising space than to just post on your own Instagram? So, doing what thousands of celebrities do, Holly posted the following comparison onto her Instagram account:
These photos were taken 1 month apart! After letting myself go slightly in Aus I finally feel like I’m back on track?? My 12 week body bible has helped me in ways I never thought possible and seeing all your before and afters makes me so determined! See how I got these results @hollysbodybible available at hollysbodybible.com ??? #HollysBodyBible
Now THIS is how powerful @hollysbodybible can be! ?? In one month I’ve managed to shift 11lb of the extra fat I gained in Australia! Before any of you comment, YES – IT IS possible and IT IS healthy! My 12 week Body Bible contains a medical disclaimer after being approved by an NHS doctor and includes the guidance and input of a qualified nutritionist and personal trainer! Check out my exclusive interview showing off my 11lb weight loss, and the struggles I face on a daily basis @heatworld #HollysBodyBible
Um yeah, OKAY and I’m the Queen of England. There is no way in HELL this chick transformed her butt into the photo on the left in one month, just like there’s no way in hell this took only one week like she claims in the caption:
NO FILTERS ! 1 week in with exercise and good food ✌?️ Holly has started her mission to lose the extra weight she gained in Australia ???? HALF PRICE on all diet and exercise books she’s using right now at Hollysbodybible.com – no codes needed ! Join @hollygshore today in her mission to lose fat for summer! ?? #HollysBodyBible #hollyhagansbodybible #gym #fit #instafit #weightloss
In case anyone needed a reminder, there is no shortcut to getting fit — you have to put the work in if you want the results you’re after. Same goes for Holly, if she ever wants to stop Photoshopping her Instagrams to hell and back.