I don’t know a lot about Cambria Joy besides she’s absolutely stunning. I do know she has a super chill name. Her last name is “Joy,” and by just looking at her she absolutely brings you joy. And her first name is Cambria, which is nifty because the band Coheed and Cambria used to be cool. They had that “ A Favor House Atlantic ” song. “ The Suffering ” was a catchy ditty, as so was “ Blood Red Summer .” But this isn’t a celebration of old Coheed and Cambria songs like “ Welcome Home ,” it’s a gallery of glorious Cambria Joy photos. So without further adieu, here’s the wonder woman who deserves your attention, Miss Cambria Joy. You’ll pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge because Cambria is so exciting.
Cambria seems like a woman who understands the value of a high thread count.
Ugh. I’m so tired of the scintillating Cambria stealing my shirts and not giving them back.
J.J. Abrams just jizzed his shorts.
That couch looks comfy.
I should have gone to the beach with the captivating Cambria.
Spectacular Cambria is a brick house.
Do you think that’s real gold? Yea, me either. Black & white photos are artsy.
Cambria knows fashion.
CAMBRIA! WATCH OUT FOR THAT DUNE BUGGY RALLY THING CAR!!!
CAMBRIA! MOVE! YOU’RE GOING TO GET RUN THE FUCK OVER!!!
Fuck it. It’s on you. I’m tired of warning you.
Kelly Kapowski called, she wants her acid wash overall shorts back.
I wonder what Cambria wished for when she threw her penny into the fountain. I bet world peace.
HA! Her wristband doesn’t even match her socks!
I should have gone to the pool.
Great. You’ve gotten dirt all over yourself.
That fence looks like it could use a coat of paint.
I wish Cambria had smaller hands. Much, much smaller.