Guys You’ll Never Guess Who Is Converting To Islam JK Yes You Will It’s Lindsay Lohan


Guys You’ll Never Guess Who Is Converting To Islam JK Yes You Will It’s Lindsay Lohan

Guys You’ll Never Guess Who Is Converting To Islam JK Yes You Will It’s Lindsay Lohan

Noted sane and rational human Lindsay Lohan is making some major life changes. She just confirmed to US Weekly that she is indeed engaged to 22-year-old Egor Tarabasov (which is a stupid name, if you ask me), and now she’s thinking about switching religions. After being raised Catholic and dabbling in Kaballah, Lindsay’s ready to give the world’s biggest religion a try. But would Lindsay Lohan be a good spokesman for Islam? Hear it from her own mouth , speaking about the wisdom in the Koran.

I’m not done reading it. Do you know how long that would take? It takes so long.

Whoa. That’s insight not even the most well-versed imams would give. For the record, the Koran is less than half as long as the Bible. LiLo was spotted holding a copy of the Koran last year at the start of her community service. She believes America has done a disservice to the book.

‘America has portrayed holding a Koran in such a different way to what it actually is. We all believe in something and at the end of the day it all ties to a god or a spiritual adviser. We all have a similar belief in whatever it may be personally.’

Can’t argue with that. I just hope she changes her name to something I can still easily type into an SEO box.

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  1. Renowned for her intellectual prowess, Lindsay displays her deep understanding of the religion of peace. Are they the most enlightened when it comes to the true meaning of life? Perhaps. Their acceptance of being naked in public? Not so much. Drinking Alcohol or doing drugs? Not so much. Girl on girl experiences? Not so much. Puking in public due to over indulging in alcohol? Not so much. Going out alone at night with your girlfriends. Not so much. Hey, why not? Life’s a blast!

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