They say the way to a woman’s heart is through her stomach. So, for those of you in the friend zone, take her to your local Domino’s and order a couple sausage pizzas and an order of breadsticks and drop your pants at the take out counter in front of that dude who can construct the pizza boxes in record time from the Domino’s commercial. That guy won’t notice because he’s in the fucking zone. Promise. That’s precisely what this dude did on Saturday night and by Monday, CCTV has turned him into a porn star. The video, which has been posted to social media, appears to show the woman performing a sex act on the man (hint: bj) in the corner of the takeout counter. He then tries to pull the old “slip it in from the back” technique while the staff is preparing the order. A woman who claims to be the star of the video has since come forward claiming full responsibility for the public act.
“If your trying to tell me ya av never got a bit frisky in a random or public place then ya fucking boring haha.”
“Everyone’s been ringing us thinking we would be mortified we both just laughed worse things happening in the world than him getting blown off in dominos hahaha.”
She later added: “Rule number 1 never waste ya boyfriends boner and always opt for stuffed crust.”
The woman claimed Domino’s staff at the takeaway “just laughed and told us to behave”.
Come to think of it, this is probably the only opportunity these two could get freaky that night. After that pizza, both of them are going to be farty as fuck. Forward thinking. Can’t hate it.