‘F*cking Ratchet’ Ex-Porn Star Montana Fishburne’s Pissy Arrest Video Is Spectacular


‘F*cking Ratchet’ Ex-Porn Star Montana Fishburne’s Pissy Arrest Video Is Spectacular

‘F*cking Ratchet’ Ex-Porn Star Montana Fishburne’s Pissy Arrest Video Is Spectacular

We haven’t heard about Montana Fishburne, the daughter of Laurence Fishburne, around these parts in like seven years. That’s when she was beginning her career as a porn star. Well, based on video of her arrest last month it appears that things aren’t going super fantastic for the daughter of the famous actor. Montana was arrested on March 11 after she was involved in a car accident in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. While driving her Toyota Corolla, she rear-ended a Range Rover that slowed down to avoid a previous crash on I-95. State troopers found an open bottle of wine in Fishburne’s car and her breath reeked of alcohol. Thankfully, the Florida Highway Patrol released the video from that fateful night because it is too crazy to believe. It involves public urination, failed field sobriety tests, gets partially naked, arguments over the AC in the police cruiser, seemingly flirtatious interactions with police, and a plea to be released because Donald Trump is the President. Montana was asked to perform simple field sobriety tests, but warned police she might not be able to perform some of the tests because she suffered a broken ankle last year. The intoxicated Fishburne identified herself as a “dance professional,” which could be a nice way to say she has allegedly been stripping and exotic dancing since she moved to Fort Lauderdale two years ago. During her interrogation on the side of I-95, she tells Florida State Trooper Juan Pinzon that she “really needs to pee and will pee right here on your floor.” I hate when people call roads or grass “floors” when everybody knows it’s the “ground.” Montana then takes things into her own hands and steps over the guard rail, yanks her dress up, pulls down her panties, exposing her ass and coochie, squats and takes a piss. “Is that OK, can I pee,” Fishburne says. “Well, you’re already doing it,” Pinzon responds. “I’m not tripping, I’m a fucking ratchet,” Fishburne tells the officer. Well, at least she not too inebriated and still has some of her wits about her. Montana asked the trooper to give her special instructions during her tests because Donald Trump is the President of the United States, as a reason why the trooper should be patient with her. “In the situation we’re going through with Donald Trump,” Fishburne says, “as a Latino American to another Latino American, I would appreciate if you could show me the exercise correctly so I can do it correctly. “That would make me feel better because I really don’t like the political situation in America,” Fishburne said. There’s seems to be no evidence that Montana’s father Laurence, or her mother Hajna O. Moss are Hispanic. The 22-minute video shows inside of Trooper Pinzon’s car on the way to the Fort Lauderdale breath testing center and then to jail and can be seen here . “So, you’re my bae,” Fishburne tells Pinzon. “Yeah, you’re my bae.” “If you say so,” Pinzon replies. From the Miami Herald :

Several times on her ride to the alcohol testing facility, Fishburne can be heard begging Pinzon to take her home.

“Honestly, I’m more upset about not being able to spend the night in my bed,” Fishburne tells the trooper when he tells her she could’ve killed herself or someone else. “Can’t you just escort me home?”

“No ma’am, that’s not how we do it,” Pinzon says.

“In Los Angeles, that’s exactly what they do,” Fishburne says. “Come on, I’m not that drunk.”

Fishburne, who describes herself as “Miss Rip Van Winkle” on Instagram, pleaded not guilty to six counts of DUI-related charges and is preparing for trial later this year. She was released on $2,500 bond. Montana was previously arrested on charges of prostitution in 2009 . Then in 2010, she was charged with battery plus false imprisonment for reportedly entering the house of her boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend, dragging her into the bathroom and beating her. Here is the complete field sobriety test encounter.

Miami.☀️ Monday. Montana.

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Trynna find the right way to do the wrong things… #deleted

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Mornings with Montana.

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lil happy ole me… hair by @shekinahjocollection

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