Don Marijuana is known for being the “Dan Bilzerian of Weed” because he flaunts his wealth on Instagram and he often utilizes buxom models and a lot of cannabis to hammer home the point that he believes his life is far better than yours. Exhibit A
Marijuana Don is AKA Big Mike, AKA Michael Straumietis, runs Advanced Nutrients, “the world’s #1 selling hydroponics nutrients for medical marijuana and cannabis growers.” Like most of us, Big Mike threw a Super Bowl 50 party, but unlike most of us the girl-to-guy ratio and guy-to-weed ratio was unbelievably favorable.
I call blue balls, my right pocket.
Sweet dreams are made of these.
Yeah, that was a smidge better than my Super Bowl party.