With some women you can just tell that they’re trouble. And by the looks of it, sensational Diana Sparks appears to be a problem. Not a bad problem. Just cause you to do some real dumb shit kind of problem because you’d be under her spell. Not only is dazzling Diana scintillating, but she’s also a Russian ballroom dancer and a fitness model. Her toned legs look like they can crush coconuts and she boasts quite a terrific bottom to boot. The enchanting Diana doesn’t want a hamstring injury before she works on her ballroom routine.
She’s extremely good at stretching.
Even nicer necklaces.
I should have gone to the beach.
Dirty Diana wears basketball nets as bikinis.
She’s pretty in pink.
She’s also beautiful in blue.
And perfect in purple.
Black & White photos are artsy.
I don’t understand the point of legwarmers. They aren’t even legwarmers, they should be called calfwarmers.
Every sunset is an opportunity to reset.
I’m going to the wrong parking garages.
She’s not a dirty girl.
Clothes are soooo overrated.
Who wishes that was their hog?
I’ve never walked up a flight of stairs, looked over and seen a naked woman.
Diana Sparks? Are you sure you’re name is Sandy Buns?