Browns Safety Jordan Poyer Is Now Dating Rachel Bush And I Wouldn’t Even Know What To Do With A Girl This Hot

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    Browns Safety Jordan Poyer Is Now Dating Rachel Bush And I Wouldn’t Even Know What To Do With A Girl This Hot

    All I ask in the next life is that I come back as a professional athlete. I don’t even need to be a prime-time player, just a solid shoe-string tackling special teams guy with great hair whose respected in the locker room. Just get me involved in three or four plays a game so I have a chance at avoiding CTE but I’m allowed to change my LinkedIn title to ‘Pro Athlete Bitch.’ Because right now, I have a better chance at holding onto a bucking bull on cocaine than I do holding a conversation with a girl like Rachel Bush after I tell her I’m a professional blogger. Meanwhile, Browns safety and SEVENTH round draft pick Jordan Poyer has locked down one of the hottest girls I’ve seen on the interwebs, according to Busted Coverage . The most impressive part of it all is that he had the ability to drag her to Cleveland. Presumably on her own will.

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    Not hacked anymore guys???

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    Snap saw it first..Miami what’s good?? here for the weekend of course ???

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    I miss home man.

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    #tb to the day I turned 18? #nov1st

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    ☀️yacht day?

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    #tb missing home????

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    Cali☀️

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    Ya, I’d probably projectile vomit all over her before saying hello.