I don’t know what music festival this ridiculous debacle went down at, but what a shit show. This guy was LOVING the lap dance he was (very publicly) getting. Look at that smile on his face! He’s living in a T&A fantasyland. His girlfriend? Yeah, not so much. But maybe I have it all wrong — maybe that was just a jealous side chick? Or maybe it’s just his friend and this kid pulled a real piece-of-shit move, like throwing away her last slice of Dominos. I don’t know, man. Something tells me that’s going to be a long ride home.