Brazilian TV, man. What a circus. The incident above took place during a scintillating suntan lotion application segment on a Brazilian TV show. Groundbreaking stuff. The show’s producers chose to bring in bikini model Rayssa Teixeiro Melo for a reason that I don’t need to explain. The host in the extra medium white shirt began applying the sunscreen liberally, and when Rayssa told him to stay away from her bum, he laughed it off as a joke. Bad idea. The dude disregards her warning and begins lotioning her toosh, to which she grabs a hold of her wrist and says, “No, that’s my bottom.” The man apologizes and asks if he can continue. She agrees. The man then tests the waters again by rubbing her backside and is immediately smacked in the face by the bodacious babe. Melo then storms over to the presenters table and hurls a bottle of suntan lotion at the host, who is dumbfounded by her anger. Do less, bro. Here are some pictures of Rayssa, because well, you’ll see.