Having a girlfriend in college is like going to the arcade and spending the whole time playing whack-a-mole. Ya, it’s fun for a while, but have you tried skee ball? Air hockey? Freshman sorority girls? Especially since it’s widely believed that Arizona State University has the hottest arcade in the country, I don’t know why you wouldn’t diversity your gaming portfolio. ESPECIALLY if you’re the big-swinging-dick on campus and women are likely lining up for you to play Big Fuck Hunter. But hey, when you’ve found love, you can’t fight it. It’s admirable. Just make sure the girl treats you well, supports you, and looks like Evyn Murray. Manny Wilkins, the redshirt sophomore QB whose had a strong start to the season, has locked down Murray, a University of Arizona alum and bonafide babe. See for yourself.
☝?️ more selfie for a little reflection post. My Europe trip is coming to an end. In 10 days I’ve experienced 5 countries – Germany, Austria, Italy, Switzerland, and France. Though each stop was relatively brief I experienced language barriers, different cultures, amazing history, and a great appreciation for it all. I also learned how lucky we are in the States as well, to live in such a way that is customizable and unique to us. Germany, thank you for the huge beers. Austria, thank you for cute little Innsbruck and the friendly lady at the soap shop. Italy, thank you for your food and wine, TO DIE FOR. & Basilica of Saint Mark in Venice, Italy. The overwhelming feeling when I walked in it will never be forgotten. Switzerland, thank you for the Swiss Alps. & the beautiful country side of the freshest air with maybe a little hint of cow manure. France, thank you for being so quaint and charming. & for the amazing crepes too. ?
Congrats on the fulfilling relationship, guys.