Arianny Celeste Wants The Rock To Slam Her Into Bed And Other Erotic Quotes You Just Can’t Handle From Her Playboy Q&A

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Hey, here’s a video from Playboy featuring UFC Ring Girl Arianny Celeste trying her damndest to give you the biggest of boners. “If I were a guy for a day – because I’m such a pervert – I’d probably go hook up with a lot of girls.” Ya know, some girls say this and you’re like, yeah, okay, you’re a pervert. Why don’tcha check out my search history, hmmm? But, there’s something about Arianny’s coy smile and no-nonsense eyeballs that makes me believe she would go on an absolute rampage. If she were a superhero, she’d have X-ray vision, so she could “save a lot of time in the dating world”. I totally get that. In fact, all women should have that so they can see some of the world’s best lovers are growers, not show-ers. My lady’s best friend only dates guys with gargantuan dongs who are also show-ers. Says she’s never been with a grower. I’m like, ‘how’s your cervix?’ Jesus, I can see China through you. They done hit the other side! I also think giving all women X-ray vision would eventually kill off the show-ers because they’re boning too much, thus leaving us show-ers to take the torch and light ’em up up up, light ’em up up up. It’s no secret that Celeste is kinky as f*ck. One of her girl crushes is The Rock because he’s “super huge, he looks like he could just pick you up and slam you into bed”. I feel like even the camera operator had to take five on that quote. Can you smell what the Celeste is cooking? Because it just set off every fire alarm in this hemisphere. Somebody get me The Rock and let’s live stream this thing! Screw Summer Slam. That’ll be the name of this epic event. This perfect because The Rock loves chicks with tats, he loves chicks without tats, he just loves chicks . Of course, Celeste loves that ‘V’ some dudes have that point to their junk. Gives her something to look at “when the pants are coming off”. I’ve got a ‘U’ that lets the ladies know there’s a turn ahead. It’s a fair warning to head back north. Arianny is into whiskey and tequila and she was a gymnast for 15 years, so she’s “pretty flexible”. I mean, if there’s ever been a first round knockout in video interviews, this has to be it. Just pummeling us in the peen like a speedbag with her words of arousal. Btw, “Pretty flexible” is the humblebrag of the century. That means, she likes to get turnt and then turnt inside out. We’re talking some neanderthal type love that comes with a medical bill and a place on the 60-day disabled list. I picture every time she has sex, Jim Ross and Jesse “The Body” Ventura are doing commentary. GOOD GAWD!!!

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Arianny Celeste Wants The Rock To Slam Her Into Bed And Other Erotic Quotes You Just Can’t Handle From Her Playboy Q&A

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Arianny Celeste Wants The Rock To Slam Her Into Bed And Other Erotic Quotes You Just Can’t Handle From Her Playboy Q&A