Pretty amusing video find from the guys over at Dude Comedy . Meet Schahrzad Morgan, a so-called “sex writer” who wrote a book for Amazon Kindle called The F*ck List . She also vlogs on a prolific YouTube channel about — you guessed it — sex, covering topics from having sex with dudes over 60 to why she’s done hooking up with dudes in their 20s to tributes to her ex-husband to her STD test results . It’s all very fascinating, shared for the Internet on YouTube. Anyway, here’s an amusing rant she went on about why she can’t stand johns who solicit her serve who finish too quickly. They are not welcome back to be repeat customers.